Hiltie Alert!!!

Paris Hilton has been freed from prison!!! Well, sort of. She still has to finish her original sentence (the brutes!) at home with one of those security ankle bracelets. I didn’t know you could get those Tiffanys, but what do I know. The reason given is she refused to eat the prison food. And why should she?!? Is it her fault that Sharper Image won’t deliver Trump Steaks to a correction institution? Anyway, if you participated in the ”Free Paris” letter writing campaign haven’t yet recieved your appreciation note from Paris, I’m sure it will arrive never in a million years soon.